I’ll drown myself in acid, if my hair won’t shine tomorrow.
So I need to buy some Farrah Fawcett, to look like Farrah Fawcett.
All I need is to use her hairspray for eternal beauty,
And even Aphrodite would kill, just to kneel, in front of me!
I’ll tear off my face, if can’t have the sharpest jawline, or the most muscular body.
But my problem is solved, because on television, Arnold says that he eats dust,
So I must eat dust too, to have a body like him!
Because without biceps like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s, am I even a man?
